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From: Sara Gre <sara5239gre@gmail.com> Sent: 4 June, 2024 17:28 To: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Subject: SEO Packages.///

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From: Sara Gre <sara5239gre@gmail.com> Sent: 8 June, 2024 21:02 To: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Subject: Re: SEO Packages.///

Hi,

I am wondering if you got a chance to review my previous email regarding SEO outsourcing. Let me know if you are interested, I will send you our SEO Packages and price list.

Best Regards, Sara Business Development Manager

From: Sara Gre <sara5239gre@gmail.com> Sent: 13 June, 2024 07:09 To: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Subject: Re: SEO Packages.///

Hello,

I Hope you are doing great.

Any update if you're interested? I will send you our SEO Packages and price list.

Best Regards, Sara Business Development Manager

From: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Sent: 30 June, 2024 01:09 To: Sara Gre <sara5239gre@gmail.com> Subject: Re: SEO Packages.///

Bonjour,

I hope you are doing horribly.

I don't need any SEO or whatever the heck you're peddling. What “ISO standards” are you even “certified” in!? Like, ISO 15445:2000? Has literally anyone ever used ISO HTML!?

Seeing as this is already your third email, any additional emails you send me, you will be billed for the storage & bandwidth at double-rate.

Eat my panties, Lucy Singer

From: Raunki Taws <tawsraunki610@gmail.com> Sent: 10 June, 2024 09:02 To: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Subject: Work Together, Please :Web design, development⚡

Hi there,

I represent a Website Development Company comprising over 45 experienced IT professionals proficient. I saw your website and noticed that it has the potential for a fresh look. in order for people's attraction to rise.

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  2. Website development
  3. UX & UI design,
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May I know if you are interested in any of these services?

Let me know if you are looking for any kind of website for your business or send me any reference website, I will forward you our price & Samples accordingly.

Best regards, Raunki Taws Business Development Executive

From: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Sent: 20 June, 2024 00:24 To: Raunki Taws <tawsraunki610@gmail.com> Subject: Re: Work Together, Please :Web design, development⚡

Greetings here,

I agree, it does need an overhaul. But I'm a busy girl with busy... girl things to do, and updating my site is so low in priority on my list of tasks.

I'm not interested, however, in any services you're offering. As the saying goes, if you want anything done right, you have to do it yourself. So that is what I will (continue) to do – do it myself.

Do not mail me again, or I will bill you for the bandwidth & storage cost of your spam mail.

Worst regards, Lucy Osmond Amateur Faggot

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From: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Sent: Wednesday, 5 June, 2024 15:52 To: <kentangkenaga@gmail.com>, <socialinstamax@gmail.com> Subject: Re: naln1thevampire, AMAZING

Hi , InstamediaMAX

I don't want any Instagram followers. In fact, I'm actively trying to get banned from Instagram.

The link you provided has already been disabled by Linktree “due to a breach of our Community Standards.”

Additionally, I have no money to spend frivolously on social media followers anyway. However, if you mail me again, I will charge you for the bandwidth & storage costs of all your mail.

Fuck you, Regardless, lucy@naln1.ca

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From: Isabella Davies <isabellaavadavies@gmail.com> Sent: Friday, 10 November, 2023 03:24 To: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Subject: Trustpilot Review Upgrade 🚀

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From: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Sent: Saturday, 25 November, 2023 01:56 To: Isabella Davies <isabellaavadavies@gmail.com> Subject: Re: Trustpilot Review Upgrade 🚀

Två tre 💥

Trust this message finds you in bad health. Good for you. Okay. What do you mean by “authentic”? You appear to be implying posting false reviews to my now defunct Trustpilot page? Please hesitate to contact me. If you contact me again, I will bill you for the bandwith and storage of your frivolous emails. I look forward to my future without you.

Cold disregards!

From: Ritik <ritiksharma5426@gmail.com> Sent: Thursday, 23 November, 2023 06:28 To: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Subject: Question About Your website!!!

Hi,

My name is Ritik , I am a SEO Manager.

I wanted to reach out because I have an Free Audit of your website that reports on the key areas that Google identifies as the main reasons you're probably missing out on a lot of leads.

Are you the right person to send this report to?

If you are, please reply to this email and I'll send it over to you.

Many thanks, Ritik,

From: daviander <daviandersaini0966@gmail.com> Sent: Thursday, 23 November, 2023 07:26 To: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Subject: Question About Your website!!!

Hi,

My name is daviander, I am a SEO Manager.

I wanted to reach out because I have an Free Audit of your website that reports on the key areas that Google identifies as the main reasons you're probably missing out on a lot of leads.

Are you the right person to send this report to?

If you are, please reply to this email and I'll send it over to you.

Many thanks, daviander,

From: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Sent: Thursday, 23 November, 2023 21:36 To: Ritik <ritiksharma5426@gmail.com> Subject: Re: Question About Your website!!!

Hello Ritik, SEO manager,

My name is Lucy, and I am a goth girl who happens to also run my own web server.

You do? My Google Webmaster panel tends to give me information I need, but now I'm curious.

Indeed, I am. However, I don't understand why you couldn't simply send it in your first message? It's not like there's anything sensitive in there, right? <.< Additionally, I received an email from one Daviander <daviandersaini0966@gmail.com> that is almost the exact same as yours. Are you associates? <.<

I don't understand why you're thanking me, Lucy,

From: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Sent: Thursday, 23 November, 2023 21:36 To: daviander <daviandersaini0966@gmail.com> Subject: Re: Question About Your website!!!

Hello Daviander, SEO manager,

My name is Lucy, and I am a goth girl who happens to also run my own web server.

You do? My Google Webmaster panel tends to give me information I need, but now I'm curious.

Indeed, I am. However, I don't understand why you couldn't simply send it in your first message? It's not like there's anything sensitive in there, right? <.< Additionally, I received an email from one Ritik <ritiksharma5426@gmail.com> that is almost the exact same as yours. Are you associates? <.<

I don't understand why you're thanking me, Lucy,

From: Jessica <info@anydigitalmarketers.com> Sent: Monday, 18 Sep, 2023 11:09 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Re: Following up on my last email

Hi,

I know that you are busy,

Kindly treat this as a gentle follow up mail as I was wondering if you have gone through my previous mail; please let me know your views so that we can take this forward.

Waiting for your response.

Kind regards,

From: Jessica Sent: Friday, September 15, 2023 12:48 AM To: 'lucy@naln1.ca' Subject: Develop’s your website

Hi,

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I can also upgrade your website that has all of the modern features and functionality.

If you are interested in our services please let me know your requirements.

Waiting for your response.

Thanks,

Jessica

From: Lucy Sent: Monday, 9 October, 2023 23:33 To: info@anydigitalmarketers.com CC: john@anydigitalmarketers.com Subject: Re: Re: Following up on my last email

Hi, Jessica at Anydigitalmarketers dot com,

Your organization already owes me $57.20 in storage & bandwidth for your frivolous emails.

The invoice has been updated with the value of this email. You'd better pay up, cuz this is starting to get to debt collectors' amounts of money...

Sincerely,

Lucy heccin Osmond

From: Hemraj Sent: Thursday, 22 June, 2023 08:56 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Website & SEO services

Hi lucy@naln1.ca,

I am a professional Word press website designer.

Do you want to Word press design or redesign your website at a very low cost.

Please let me know your requirement, So I could move for further steps

Waiting for your reply!

Hemraj

From: Lucy Sent: Thursday, 29 June, 2023 01:17 To: jhahemraj2@gmail.com Subject: Re: Website & SEO services

Hi jhahemraj2@gmail.com,

I literally do not care that you are a professional “Word press” website designer. Btw, it's WordPress. One word, pascal case.

No I do not want to WordPress design or redesign my web site at a very low cost.

My requirement is that you don't use WordPress (or whatever “Word press” is). WordPress is a scourge upon the internet, and would be a horrible backend to use for my website. I also find it very insulting that you suggest my website be redesigned with this horrible bloat of PHP scripts in a trenchcoat, considering I designed and coded my website myself in raw PHP & HTML.

Please, do not mail me again.

Lucy Hates WordPress (and probably also “Word press”)

From: John <john@anydigitalmarketers.com> Sent: Saturday, 15 April, 2023 14:44 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Re: Look over @@, ..

Hi,

I know that you are busy,

Kindly treat this as a gentle follow up mail as I was wondering if you have gone through my previous mail; please let me know your views so that we can take this forward.

Waiting for your response.

Kind regards,

________________________________________________________

From: John Sent: Friday, April 07, 2023 11:58 PM To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Reminder – Proposal

Hi lucy@naln1.ca,

Greetings!!

I was looking through your website, and I think both your business and website have a lot of promise.

With your permission, I'd like to provide you an SEO proposal on your website that includes rates and a few suggestions for how to significantly enhance your visibility in search results.

We can rank your website on the first page of Google (Yahoo, etc.).

Would you want a quote and a cost? if you're interested.

Thanks,

John,

SEO Manager

From: Lucy Sent: Thursday, 20 April, 2023 02:25 To: john@anydigitalmarketers.com, paul@anydigitalmarketers.com, george@anydigitalmarketers.com, ringo@anydigitalmarketers.com CC: chris@anydigitalmarketers.com Subject: Re: Re: Look over @@, ..

Hello John at Anydigitalmarketers. I do not believe I saw your first email. But I have received an email from Chris from your company in November. Upon attempting to respond to their email, I was met with a delivery failure. I did also receive an email from Paul at your company on the same day, on my ProtonMail account, and I forwarded my response to Chris, to Paul.

I shall include that response here:

Bonjour, Chris from anydigitalmarketers, I know you're so busy writing emails that you might not be able to spend time actually looking at the websites of the people whom you are emailing, but I have taken the two seconds it takes to connect to anydigitalmarketers.com, and have found that you do not have a website at all; rather, you point to MilesWeb's default page.

My website is a personal homepage. Kindly get the fuck out of my mailbox.

I demand all members of your so-called “company” – anydigitalmarketers – cease and desist communications with me immediately. If you attempt contact again, I will send a bill for the server bandwidth & storage required for all emails anydigitalmarketers has sent me.

Go fuck yourself.

You'll notice, I did promise to bill you if any of y'all mailed me again. The invoice has been sent in an independent email, but here is an additional link: https://zohoinvoicepay.com/invoice/naln1sp/truncated Alternately, this invoice is payable by method of anilingus.

John, I will see your payment on Tuesday.

From: Dinyas Sent: Thursday, 13 April, 2023 06:46 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Can you let me know?

Hi there, Sorry for the cold email but I am contacting you regarding your business. Do you know the reason why your website is not producing more leads? It’s because it doesn’t rank in the top 10 results on Google. Your audience hardly knows the fact that you exist online. We have been into SEO for 5+ years and produced over 10k leads for small and medium-scale businesses. We can help you with organic traffic and leads and our prices are quite affordable too. I can share current results and pricing if you are interested?

Cheers, Dinyas | Marketing Executive

From: Lucy Sent: Thursday, 20 April, 2023 01:35 To: dinyasainy65r@yahoo.com Subject: Re: Can you let me know?

Hello here, You would not have to be sorry for the cold email if you hadn't sent it in the first place. I don't think I want my website to produce more leads. It ranks in the top 10 results on Google for “naln1” which is all I need. My entire audience – gay meow-meows on the interwebz x3 – does know I exist online. I'm not quite sure I believe you, but sure. I don't need any more traffic nor leads, and my budget is $0. I am not interested. Do not mail me again, or else I'll bill you for the storage & bandwidth costs your prior & future emails incur.

Jeers, Lucy | Sleeby Gay Goth Girl nya

From: Marie Sent: Thursday, 13 April, 2023 08:36 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Mobile & Web Developer

Hello lucy@naln1.ca,

I hope you're well.

It's just a quick email to see if you're currently looking for additional resources 🙌

I’m a dev guy based in India, and I am a specialist in building apps, both front, and backend (full-stack), native and hybrid. I also do WordPress, JS frameworks (Vue, Angular, and React), and UX design.

I am available for B2B and B2C collaboration on potential projects or just helping with any maintenance tasks on existing ones.

I am available on What's app, Skype, or mobile if you want to reach out directly.

Many thanks,

Marie

From: Lucy Sent: Tuesday, 18 April, 2023 21:55 To: Marie@techzenonnoida.net Subject: Re: Mobile & Web Developer

Hello marie@techzenonnoida.net,

I hope you're miserable.

I have definitely seen shorter spam emails 😞

I'm a goth girl based in Canada, and I also happen to like web development, specifically with PHP & HTML. I particularly avoid common packages with huge attack vectors such as Wordpress, and have a burning hatred for JavaScript.

I actually have no idea what the first half of that statement means, so I'll assume I don't need it. I'm fine with maintaining everything myself.

I am available on Telegram & Matrix if you want to–... you didn't even give me your “What's app” and Skype info lmao Anyway, I do not want you to mail me again, nor contact me on Telegram nor Matrix.

Fuck you,

Lucy