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Naln1's responses to spam mail.

From: John <> Sent: Saturday, 15 April, 2023 14:44 To: Subject: Re: Look over @@, ..


I know that you are busy,

Kindly treat this as a gentle follow up mail as I was wondering if you have gone through my previous mail; please let me know your views so that we can take this forward.

Waiting for your response.

Kind regards,


From: John Sent: Friday, April 07, 2023 11:58 PM To: Subject: Reminder – Proposal



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From: Lucy Sent: Thursday, 20 April, 2023 02:25 To:,,, CC: Subject: Re: Re: Look over @@, ..

Hello John at Anydigitalmarketers. I do not believe I saw your first email. But I have received an email from Chris from your company in November. Upon attempting to respond to their email, I was met with a delivery failure. I did also receive an email from Paul at your company on the same day, on my ProtonMail account, and I forwarded my response to Chris, to Paul.

I shall include that response here:

Bonjour, Chris from anydigitalmarketers, I know you're so busy writing emails that you might not be able to spend time actually looking at the websites of the people whom you are emailing, but I have taken the two seconds it takes to connect to, and have found that you do not have a website at all; rather, you point to MilesWeb's default page.

My website is a personal homepage. Kindly get the fuck out of my mailbox.

I demand all members of your so-called “company” – anydigitalmarketers – cease and desist communications with me immediately. If you attempt contact again, I will send a bill for the server bandwidth & storage required for all emails anydigitalmarketers has sent me.

Go fuck yourself.

You'll notice, I did promise to bill you if any of y'all mailed me again. The invoice has been sent in an independent email, but here is an additional link: Alternately, this invoice is payable by method of anilingus.

John, I will see your payment on Tuesday.

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From: Lucy Sent: Thursday, 20 April, 2023 01:35 To: Subject: Re: Can you let me know?

Hello here, You would not have to be sorry for the cold email if you hadn't sent it in the first place. I don't think I want my website to produce more leads. It ranks in the top 10 results on Google for “naln1” which is all I need. My entire audience – gay meow-meows on the interwebz x3 – does know I exist online. I'm not quite sure I believe you, but sure. I don't need any more traffic nor leads, and my budget is $0. I am not interested. Do not mail me again, or else I'll bill you for the storage & bandwidth costs your prior & future emails incur.

Jeers, Lucy | Sleeby Gay Goth Girl nya

From: Marie Sent: Thursday, 13 April, 2023 08:36 To: Subject: Mobile & Web Developer


I hope you're well.

It's just a quick email to see if you're currently looking for additional resources 🙌

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I am available for B2B and B2C collaboration on potential projects or just helping with any maintenance tasks on existing ones.

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From: Lucy Sent: Tuesday, 18 April, 2023 21:55 To: Subject: Re: Mobile & Web Developer


I hope you're miserable.

I have definitely seen shorter spam emails 😞

I'm a goth girl based in Canada, and I also happen to like web development, specifically with PHP & HTML. I particularly avoid common packages with huge attack vectors such as Wordpress, and have a burning hatred for JavaScript.

I actually have no idea what the first half of that statement means, so I'll assume I don't need it. I'm fine with maintaining everything myself.

I am available on Telegram & Matrix if you want to–... you didn't even give me your “What's app” and Skype info lmao Anyway, I do not want you to mail me again, nor contact me on Telegram nor Matrix.

Fuck you,


From: <> Sent: Monday, 10 April, 2023 13:17 To: Subject: GOOD MORNING.....

Dear Friend, it’s my pleasure to have contact with you, based on the critical condition I find mine self, though, it’s not financial problem, but my health, you might have know that cancer is not what to talk home about, though I don’t know you, and my contact with you was not by mistake, but by divine favor of GOD. I instructed the doctor here in this hospital to help me email you and i believe that you will be honest to fulfill my final wish before i will die, I am married to Mr. Smith Brown who worked with Tunisia embassy in Burkina Faso for nine years before he died in the year 2017 We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for five days.

Since his death I decided not to remarry, When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US $8.2 M (Eight million two hundred thousand dollars)in Bank Of Bankia S.A bank in Madrid Spain Presently this money is still in bank. He made this money available for exportation of Gold from Madrid Spain, Recently, My Doctor told me that I don’t have much time to live because of the cancer problem, Having known my condition I decided to hand you over this money to take care of the less-privileged people, you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want you to take 30 Percent of the total money for your personal use While 70% of the money will go to charity” people and helping the orphanage.

Regards, Mrs. Christabel Brown written from Hospital.

From: Lucy Sent: Monday, 10 April, 2023 18:55 To: Subject: Re: GOOD MORNING.....

I am not your friend. I do not believe in this “GOD” you speak of – presumably Yahweh. In fact, I'm a Satanist. Ave Satanas! You have poorly-placed beliefs. I would suggest you go to therapy if you weren't – y'know – about to die of cancer.

This sounds unreasonable and-... to be quite frank, responding to these sorts of scams drains too much SANITY, cuz y'all are insistent. Do not mail me again. If you do, I will bill you for the bandwidth & storage costs all your emails incur.

Sincerely, Ms. Lucy Osmond written from Bedroom.

From: <> Sent: Monday, 10 April, 2023 21:15 To: Subject: GOOD MORNING.....

Dear, thanks for your urgent mail,

I thank you for your message and appreciate your willingness accepting to help out this project I am willing to negotiate profit sharing ratio with you for helping my dreams comes through before i will past out this world to join my late husband, about the doctor telephone number you can contact the doctor through his private Whatsaapp +226 54999 326

About the details of i and my late husband, he was an orphan like me because i grew up in an orphanage home before we came across each other and get married without any child after 37 years of marriage before he died. before he died we both make a while that all our properties should be given to help the less-privileged people, and orphanage home because we where orphans this are the reason why the fund should go for charity.

I am also willing to compensate you with 30% of the total funds of $8.2m (Eight million two hundred thousand dollars) After the successes of the transfer, the 70% of the fund shall be for the less-privileged people, while the 30% profit shall be apportioned to you for your assistance for managing the transaction as i instructed on my behalf.

you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct you here. I want you to take 30% Percent of the total money for your personal use While 70% of the money will go to charity” people and helping the orphanage people.

If all is okay by you i will need you to provide me the above information so that we can proceed,

  1. Your Full Name ..........
  2. Current Address.............
  3. Nationality..........
  4. Your date of birth............
  5. Your Occupation.......... Age....................................
  6. Send me a scan copy of your Photo...

7.Send me a scan copy of your international passport.... 8. Your Active Whatsapp Number... and telephone number

i would like you to provide the above information to proceed further with the bank.

Best Regards. Mrs. Christabel Brown, written from Hospital.

From: Lucy Sent: Monday, 10 April, 2023 21:40 To: Subject: Re: GOOD MORNING.....

I told you I would bill you for storage & bandwidth if you mailed me again, and you have taken my warning lightly.

The invoice has been sent to you as a separate email, but you can also find it here:

Lucy Osmond, was not joking when she said she would bill you for bandwidth & storage.

From: Rohit <> Sent: Wednesday, 5 April, 2023 03:51 To: Subject: Google page 1st “Quote”


I was checking your website and sending you email on the basis of your email ID.

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Thanks! Rohit

From: Lucy Sent: Wednesday, 5 April, 2023 22:28 To: Subject: Re: Google page 1st “Quote”


You were doing what now, on the basis of my... “email ID”??

Okay. My budget is $0.

No. I do not worry about having my website at any level on any search engine.

Fuck off, eh! Lucy

From: Hughes Frank <> Sent: Saturday, 01 April, 2023 04:34 To: Subject: Good Day,

Good Day,

I'm Frank Hughes. a former commander during the US Military Mission in Iraq. Now that the United States has completed its mission in Iraq, I am currently in Syria for more assignments but will soon be assigned to the Joint Multinational Readiness Center (JMRC),

During my mission in Iraq, I was able to make the sum of $25,000,000.00 Million Dollars. This money came from an oil deal, I'm a uniformed person and I have to present someone as my foreign partner. I am an American and an intelligence officer. I have 100% authentic means of shipping the money through a diplomatic shipping company. I just need your acceptance and everything is ready.

The only way to be safe with that money is to invest it. If you accept, I will move the money to you as my foreign partner. For your help, you will be given 30% of the total fund and 70% will be for me, from there I will invest the rest. Before leaving Iraq to Syria, I sealed and package the shipment was moved to the United Kingdom, through a special arrangement with the United Nation RED CROSS service in London with an agreement that I will provide with details of me partner and recipient of the shipment.

When we agree to work together, I will give you contact the company in London to complete the shipment formalities and introduce you as the partner and recipient of the shipment. Where we are now, we can only communicate through our military communications facilities, Contact me on my

Regards. Commander Frank Hughes.

From: Lucy Sent: Wednesday, 5 April, 2023 22:06 To:, Subject: Re: Good Day,

Strange Night,

I'm Lucy Osmond. an anarchist and loud opposer of military. That must suck. At least Germany's a pretty good place to be, considering where you're coming from...

$25,000,000 million dollars? So wot, like.... $25,000,000,000,000? That's a hecktonne of money, I must say. I'm not even gonna mention the question of currency... wait-! Those seem like unrelated clauses, but okay. Fuck Usonia, and moreso fuck the military & people who support the military. I will not accept your oily military money.

That is unintelligible.

Are you telling me your military communications uses a plain Yahoo domain? lol lmao, even

Since you'll be going to the JMRC in Germany, I hope you'll understand me when I say: fick dich ins knie mit ein geladener Kar98k. Goth Bitch Lucy Osmond.

From: Frank Hughes <> Sent: Thursday, 06 April, 2023 02:35 To: Subject: Re: Good Day,

I use this email so nobody cannot monitor our emails This one ( for military communication. I can't move this money to the United States Secondly, I'm a uniformed person and I can't carry that amount, so I have to present someone as a beneficiary. I am an American and an intelligence officer i have 100% authentic means of shipping the money through diplomatic courier service. I just need your acceptance and everything is ready.

From: Lucy Sent: Monday, 10 April, 2023 17:56 To:, Subject: Re: Good Day,

You're throwing a third email address into the mix now? I kinda wanna see you keep digging this hole... You clearly missed the part where I said – and I quote – “Fuck Usonia, and moreso fuck the military & people who support the military. / I will not accept your oily military money.” You also clearly did not understand what “fick dich ins knie mit ein geladener Kar98k” means, so I shall translate it to English: fuck you in the knee with a loaded Kar98k.

So I shall make it as clear as possible: Do not mail me again, or else I will charge you for the bandwidth & storage costs your previous & future emails incur. I'm sure you'll be able to afford it with your “$25,000,000 million dollars” >:3

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From: Lucy Sent: Wednesday, 5 April, 2023 21:23 To:, Subject: Re: 1st page of google


Sales orders? Which site?

I am not interested.

Please do not send me another email, or I will bill you for the bandwidth & storage your frivolous emails had & will incur.

Suck a cactus,


From: Ms. Sarah <> Sent: Thursday, 09 March, 2023 11:19 To: Subject: My Greetings to you

My dear, I'm going for surgery in the next few days. Please, I need your prayers, I found your contact during my private search here at the hospital.

My name is Ms. Sarah Layla Ahmed. I am 52 years old, I am a citizen of Belgium. My late husband is Mr. Benaiah Ahmed.

My late husband had a small gold company in Burkina Faso during his lifetime he deposited the sum of ($7.670,000.00) Seven million six hundred and seventy thousand dollars in a bank in Burkina Faso And The money was from the sale of his gold company.

I decided to contact you due to my health condition, I have been diagnosed with Breast Cancer for years now and I have decided to donate this fund my late husband left in the bank in Burkina Faso to you for Charity Organizations, Less privileged and People around you.

I know that you are honest, please claim this fund and use the 60% for Works of charity, for orphanages, widows and also build schools and churches for least privilege in your country and the 40% is for you and your family.

Please, I need your prayers. The doctors informed me yesterday that I have a few days to live because of the stage of my illness problem. I decided to donate what I inherited from my late husband to you for support of helping orphans.

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going after I die. Please all I need from you is trust and sincerity.

Now I want you to be my next of kin to claim the funds for charitable purposes because this money will remain unclaimed and the bank executives or the government will claim it as an unclaimed fund and use it for selfishness and useless endeavors.

I need your urgent reply to know if you will be able to run this project, and I will give you more information on how the fund will be transferred to your bank account.


Ms. Sarah.

From: Lucy Sent: Saturday, 25 March, 2023 02:10 To:, Subject: Re: My Greetings to you

I have no idea who you are, and Hail Satan. I find that very unlikely. My name is Lucy Norman Osmond. I am old enough to star in porn but young enough to star in teen porn, I am a citizen of Canada by no choice of my own. I have a very alive and well partner, and may be acquiring another one soon, who is a cute foxgirl~!

Dollars is a strange currency for someone in the EU to use when depositing into a country that uses the West African Franc.

Why me? And why hasn't anything been done about your breast cancer in the past? As far as I'm aware, Belgium has a great healthcare system. Many charity organizations are not clear about what the money is actually used for, but I'm sure you'd be fine if I gave it all to my queer ADHD friends who can't hold a job and barely manage to have a home.

How do you know that I am honest? I am not quite sure this fund exists, but even if it did, I would not be building any schools or churches (as they are oppressive organizations), and 40% (or $3,068,000) seems like much more money than I'll ever know what to do with, so I'll probably end up giving more of that to my queer ADHD friends. Or maybe I'll use the money to have a giant gay mansion where we drink wine and fuck all the time! That sounds cool ngl...

Hail Satan & curse you. The doctors did not inform you of anything. In Belgium, you would be a cyborg by now and they'd be embarassed to have to charge you €25 for anæsthetics.

Indeed, when you die, you will experience nothing because you will be dead. It's quite a comforting thought, isn't it? If only you listened to your doctors years ago when they said – with a Belgique accent, ofc – “We zouden je rechtertiet eraf moeten snijden!” many years ago. Or did they say it in French? “On devrait te couper le lolo droit!”? 🤣 I never thought I'd be so entertained by knowing both Français and Nederlandse...

That is not how Next of Kin works. Well, tbf, I only studied Canadian Law in highschool and have no idea what the laws are like in Belgium, but I feel like Next of Kin is a pretty solid legal term pretty much anywhere.

This sounds entirely unreasonable.


Ms. Lucy

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From: Lucy Sent: Saturday, 25 March, 2023 00:23 To: Subject: Re: naln1thevampire, Get More 1,000 Instagram Followers and Tiktok Followers here

Hello nameless person,

I do suppose I have my email on my Instagram page, don't I? I regret this decision greatly.

I do not understand why anyone would pay for likes and followers.

It is true, I have 51 followers on Instagram. I'm actually trying to get banned from Instagram at the moment, so I am not interested.

What does followers have to do with credibility? Is that how people determine credibility – by the number of people who follow them? 😞

I am quite happy with my 302 followers on the Fediverse, anyway.

I do not trust links; please unobfuscate your link. Actually wait, no, I do not want you to mail me again.

You would not have to apologize for this message bothering me if you didn't send the frivolous email in the first place! Do not mail me again or else I'll bill you for the bandwidth & storage costs your frivolous emails have incurred.

YouTube kinda sucks, I don't use TikTok, and I left Twitter after seeing a real video of someone shooting themself in the head. Fuck you, Suck a cactus,

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From: Lucy Osmond (webmaster) Sent: Saturday, 11 March, 2023 01:22 To: Subject: Re: Market your website to massive email list Error: 5.4.4 DNS error: NXDOMAIN. Domain not found:

Hello this is Lucy from Naln1, SP., no you haven't there is no way for you to have that information. My niche is random queer meow-meow nerds on the interwebz x3 and I think legiterally all of them have visited my website at this point. Even if it weren't, I could not afford those prices. And even if the above-mentioned issues were null, I respect people's inboxes, unlike yourself!

What privacy and security reasons? There is no privacy nor security in Bitcoin. You can have my BTC address, too, tho, if you so wish:


No. I do not want to see your name ever again, John. In fact, unless you want to be paying me for the bandwidth & storage cost your frivolous emails have incurred, do not mail me again.

Suck my right cactus,