Can you let me know?

From: Dinyas Sent: Thursday, 13 April, 2023 06:46 To: Subject: Can you let me know?

Hi there, Sorry for the cold email but I am contacting you regarding your business. Do you know the reason why your website is not producing more leads? It’s because it doesn’t rank in the top 10 results on Google. Your audience hardly knows the fact that you exist online. We have been into SEO for 5+ years and produced over 10k leads for small and medium-scale businesses. We can help you with organic traffic and leads and our prices are quite affordable too. I can share current results and pricing if you are interested?

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From: Lucy Sent: Thursday, 20 April, 2023 01:35 To: Subject: Re: Can you let me know?

Hello here, You would not have to be sorry for the cold email if you hadn't sent it in the first place. I don't think I want my website to produce more leads. It ranks in the top 10 results on Google for “naln1” which is all I need. My entire audience – gay meow-meows on the interwebz x3 – does know I exist online. I'm not quite sure I believe you, but sure. I don't need any more traffic nor leads, and my budget is $0. I am not interested. Do not mail me again, or else I'll bill you for the storage & bandwidth costs your prior & future emails incur.

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