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From: Isabella Davies <isabellaavadavies@gmail.com> Sent: Friday, 10 November, 2023 03:24 To: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Subject: Trustpilot Review Upgrade 🚀

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Greetings💥

Trust this message finds you in good health. We are a team of freelancers with an expertise in review services While exploring Trustpilot, we came across your profile and felt compelled to reach out. We specialize in providing high-quality review services and we are passionate about aiding you in enhancing your business's reputation by generating authentic positive reviews on Trustpilot and other relevant platforms such as Clutch, Goodfirms, Yelp and Google My Business. If you have any questions or need additional information, please don't hesitate to contact us We look forward to hearing from you soon.

Warm regards!

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From: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Sent: Saturday, 25 November, 2023 01:56 To: Isabella Davies <isabellaavadavies@gmail.com> Subject: Re: Trustpilot Review Upgrade 🚀

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Två tre 💥

Trust this message finds you in bad health. Good for you. Okay. What do you mean by “authentic”? You appear to be implying posting false reviews to my now defunct Trustpilot page? Please hesitate to contact me. If you contact me again, I will bill you for the bandwith and storage of your frivolous emails. I look forward to my future without you.

Cold disregards!

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From: Ritik <ritiksharma5426@gmail.com> Sent: Thursday, 23 November, 2023 06:28 To: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Subject: Question About Your website!!!

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Hi,

My name is Ritik , I am a SEO Manager.

I wanted to reach out because I have an Free Audit of your website that reports on the key areas that Google identifies as the main reasons you're probably missing out on a lot of leads.

Are you the right person to send this report to?

If you are, please reply to this email and I'll send it over to you.

Many thanks, Ritik,

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From: daviander <daviandersaini0966@gmail.com> Sent: Thursday, 23 November, 2023 07:26 To: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Subject: Question About Your website!!!

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Hi,

My name is daviander, I am a SEO Manager.

I wanted to reach out because I have an Free Audit of your website that reports on the key areas that Google identifies as the main reasons you're probably missing out on a lot of leads.

Are you the right person to send this report to?

If you are, please reply to this email and I'll send it over to you.

Many thanks, daviander,

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From: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Sent: Thursday, 23 November, 2023 21:36 To: Ritik <ritiksharma5426@gmail.com> Subject: Re: Question About Your website!!!

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Hello Ritik, SEO manager,

My name is Lucy, and I am a goth girl who happens to also run my own web server.

You do? My Google Webmaster panel tends to give me information I need, but now I'm curious.

Indeed, I am. However, I don't understand why you couldn't simply send it in your first message? It's not like there's anything sensitive in there, right? <.< Additionally, I received an email from one Daviander <daviandersaini0966@gmail.com> that is almost the exact same as yours. Are you associates? <.<

I don't understand why you're thanking me, Lucy,

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From: Lucy <lucy@naln1.ca> Sent: Thursday, 23 November, 2023 21:36 To: daviander <daviandersaini0966@gmail.com> Subject: Re: Question About Your website!!!

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Hello Daviander, SEO manager,

My name is Lucy, and I am a goth girl who happens to also run my own web server.

You do? My Google Webmaster panel tends to give me information I need, but now I'm curious.

Indeed, I am. However, I don't understand why you couldn't simply send it in your first message? It's not like there's anything sensitive in there, right? <.< Additionally, I received an email from one Ritik <ritiksharma5426@gmail.com> that is almost the exact same as yours. Are you associates? <.<

I don't understand why you're thanking me, Lucy,

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From: Jessica <info@anydigitalmarketers.com> Sent: Monday, 18 Sep, 2023 11:09 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Re: Following up on my last email

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Hi,

I know that you are busy,

Kindly treat this as a gentle follow up mail as I was wondering if you have gone through my previous mail; please let me know your views so that we can take this forward.

Waiting for your response.

Kind regards,

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From: Jessica Sent: Friday, September 15, 2023 12:48 AM To: 'lucy@naln1.ca' Subject: Develop’s your website

Hi,

Do you want to Design and Development your website www.naln1.ca ? I can create a unique & beautiful website for your organization at a minimal cost.

I can also upgrade your website that has all of the modern features and functionality.

If you are interested in our services please let me know your requirements.

Waiting for your response.

Thanks,

Jessica

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From: Lucy Sent: Monday, 9 October, 2023 23:33 To: info@anydigitalmarketers.com CC: john@anydigitalmarketers.com Subject: Re: Re: Following up on my last email

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Hi, Jessica at Anydigitalmarketers dot com,

Your organization already owes me $57.20 in storage & bandwidth for your frivolous emails.

The invoice has been updated with the value of this email. You'd better pay up, cuz this is starting to get to debt collectors' amounts of money...

Sincerely,

Lucy heccin Osmond

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From: Hemraj Sent: Thursday, 22 June, 2023 08:56 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Website & SEO services

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Hi lucy@naln1.ca,

I am a professional Word press website designer.

Do you want to Word press design or redesign your website at a very low cost.

Please let me know your requirement, So I could move for further steps

Waiting for your reply!

Hemraj

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From: Lucy Sent: Thursday, 29 June, 2023 01:17 To: jhahemraj2@gmail.com Subject: Re: Website & SEO services

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Hi jhahemraj2@gmail.com,

I literally do not care that you are a professional “Word press” website designer. Btw, it's WordPress. One word, pascal case.

No I do not want to WordPress design or redesign my web site at a very low cost.

My requirement is that you don't use WordPress (or whatever “Word press” is). WordPress is a scourge upon the internet, and would be a horrible backend to use for my website. I also find it very insulting that you suggest my website be redesigned with this horrible bloat of PHP scripts in a trenchcoat, considering I designed and coded my website myself in raw PHP & HTML.

Please, do not mail me again.

Lucy Hates WordPress (and probably also “Word press”)

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From: John <john@anydigitalmarketers.com> Sent: Saturday, 15 April, 2023 14:44 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Re: Look over @@, ..

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From: John Sent: Friday, April 07, 2023 11:58 PM To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Reminder – Proposal

Hi lucy@naln1.ca,

Greetings!!

I was looking through your website, and I think both your business and website have a lot of promise.

With your permission, I'd like to provide you an SEO proposal on your website that includes rates and a few suggestions for how to significantly enhance your visibility in search results.

We can rank your website on the first page of Google (Yahoo, etc.).

Would you want a quote and a cost? if you're interested.

Thanks,

John,

SEO Manager

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From: Lucy Sent: Thursday, 20 April, 2023 02:25 To: john@anydigitalmarketers.com, paul@anydigitalmarketers.com, george@anydigitalmarketers.com, ringo@anydigitalmarketers.com CC: chris@anydigitalmarketers.com Subject: Re: Re: Look over @@, ..

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Hello John at Anydigitalmarketers. I do not believe I saw your first email. But I have received an email from Chris from your company in November. Upon attempting to respond to their email, I was met with a delivery failure. I did also receive an email from Paul at your company on the same day, on my ProtonMail account, and I forwarded my response to Chris, to Paul.

I shall include that response here:

Bonjour, Chris from anydigitalmarketers, I know you're so busy writing emails that you might not be able to spend time actually looking at the websites of the people whom you are emailing, but I have taken the two seconds it takes to connect to anydigitalmarketers.com, and have found that you do not have a website at all; rather, you point to MilesWeb's default page.

My website is a personal homepage. Kindly get the fuck out of my mailbox.

I demand all members of your so-called “company” – anydigitalmarketers – cease and desist communications with me immediately. If you attempt contact again, I will send a bill for the server bandwidth & storage required for all emails anydigitalmarketers has sent me.

Go fuck yourself.

You'll notice, I did promise to bill you if any of y'all mailed me again. The invoice has been sent in an independent email, but here is an additional link: https://zohoinvoicepay.com/invoice/naln1sp/truncated Alternately, this invoice is payable by method of anilingus.

John, I will see your payment on Tuesday.

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