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From: Ms. Sarah <mariebrownn406@gmail.com> Sent: Thursday, 09 March, 2023 11:19 To: naln1@aol.com Subject: My Greetings to you


My dear, I'm going for surgery in the next few days. Please, I need your prayers, I found your contact during my private search here at the hospital.

My name is Ms. Sarah Layla Ahmed. I am 52 years old, I am a citizen of Belgium. My late husband is Mr. Benaiah Ahmed.

My late husband had a small gold company in Burkina Faso during his lifetime he deposited the sum of ($7.670,000.00) Seven million six hundred and seventy thousand dollars in a bank in Burkina Faso And The money was from the sale of his gold company.

I decided to contact you due to my health condition, I have been diagnosed with Breast Cancer for years now and I have decided to donate this fund my late husband left in the bank in Burkina Faso to you for Charity Organizations, Less privileged and People around you.

I know that you are honest, please claim this fund and use the 60% for Works of charity, for orphanages, widows and also build schools and churches for least privilege in your country and the 40% is for you and your family.

Please, I need your prayers. The doctors informed me yesterday that I have a few days to live because of the stage of my illness problem. I decided to donate what I inherited from my late husband to you for support of helping orphans.

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going after I die. Please all I need from you is trust and sincerity.

Now I want you to be my next of kin to claim the funds for charitable purposes because this money will remain unclaimed and the bank executives or the government will claim it as an unclaimed fund and use it for selfishness and useless endeavors.

I need your urgent reply to know if you will be able to run this project, and I will give you more information on how the fund will be transferred to your bank account.

Thanks.

Ms. Sarah.


From: Lucy Sent: Saturday, 25 March, 2023 02:10 To: sarahmed790@gmail.com, mariebrownn406@gmail.com Subject: Re: My Greetings to you


I have no idea who you are, and Hail Satan. I find that very unlikely. My name is Lucy Norman Osmond. I am old enough to star in porn but young enough to star in teen porn, I am a citizen of Canada by no choice of my own. I have a very alive and well partner, and may be acquiring another one soon, who is a cute foxgirl~!

Dollars is a strange currency for someone in the EU to use when depositing into a country that uses the West African Franc.

Why me? And why hasn't anything been done about your breast cancer in the past? As far as I'm aware, Belgium has a great healthcare system. Many charity organizations are not clear about what the money is actually used for, but I'm sure you'd be fine if I gave it all to my queer ADHD friends who can't hold a job and barely manage to have a home.

How do you know that I am honest? I am not quite sure this fund exists, but even if it did, I would not be building any schools or churches (as they are oppressive organizations), and 40% (or $3,068,000) seems like much more money than I'll ever know what to do with, so I'll probably end up giving more of that to my queer ADHD friends. Or maybe I'll use the money to have a giant gay mansion where we drink wine and fuck all the time! That sounds cool ngl...

Hail Satan & curse you. The doctors did not inform you of anything. In Belgium, you would be a cyborg by now and they'd be embarassed to have to charge you €25 for anæsthetics.

Indeed, when you die, you will experience nothing because you will be dead. It's quite a comforting thought, isn't it? If only you listened to your doctors years ago when they said – with a Belgique accent, ofc – “We zouden je rechtertiet eraf moeten snijden!” many years ago. Or did they say it in French? “On devrait te couper le lolo droit!”? 🤣 I never thought I'd be so entertained by knowing both Français and Nederlandse...

That is not how Next of Kin works. Well, tbf, I only studied Canadian Law in highschool and have no idea what the laws are like in Belgium, but I feel like Next of Kin is a pretty solid legal term pretty much anywhere.

This sounds entirely unreasonable.

Ave.

Ms. Lucy


 
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from Spam Mail

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From: Lucy Sent: Saturday, 25 March, 2023 00:23 To: alodyalodie27@gmail.com Subject: Re: naln1thevampire, Get More 1,000 Instagram Followers and Tiktok Followers here


Hello nameless person,

I do suppose I have my email on my Instagram page, don't I? I regret this decision greatly.

I do not understand why anyone would pay for likes and followers.

It is true, I have 51 followers on Instagram. I'm actually trying to get banned from Instagram at the moment, so I am not interested.

What does followers have to do with credibility? Is that how people determine credibility – by the number of people who follow them? 😞

I am quite happy with my 302 followers on the Fediverse, anyway.

I do not trust bit.ly links; please unobfuscate your link. Actually wait, no, I do not want you to mail me again.

You would not have to apologize for this message bothering me if you didn't send the frivolous email in the first place! Do not mail me again or else I'll bill you for the bandwidth & storage costs your frivolous emails have incurred.

YouTube kinda sucks, I don't use TikTok, and I left Twitter after seeing a real video of someone shooting themself in the head. Fuck you, Suck a cactus,


 
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from Spam Mail

From: John Sent: Thursday, 09 March, 2023 20:49 To: postmaster@naln1.ca Subject: Market your website to massive email list


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From: Lucy Osmond (webmaster) Sent: Saturday, 11 March, 2023 01:22 To: john@marketyourweb.org Subject: Re: Market your website to massive email list Error: 5.4.4 DNS error: NXDOMAIN. Domain not found: marketyourweb.org


Hello this is Lucy from Naln1, SP., no you haven't there is no way for you to have that information. My niche is random queer meow-meow nerds on the interwebz x3 and I think legiterally all of them have visited my website at this point. Even if it weren't, I could not afford those prices. And even if the above-mentioned issues were null, I respect people's inboxes, unlike yourself!

What privacy and security reasons? There is no privacy nor security in Bitcoin. You can have my BTC address, too, tho, if you so wish:

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No. I do not want to see your name ever again, John. In fact, unless you want to be paying me for the bandwidth & storage cost your frivolous emails have incurred, do not mail me again.

Suck my right cactus,

Lucy


 
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from Spam Mail

From: David Paul Sent: Tuesday, 07 March, 2023 04:56 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: E-Commerce Platforms


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From: Lucy Sent: Tuesday, 07 March, 2023 16:29 To: keysearchengineland21@outlook.com Subject: Re: E-Commerce Platforms


Hello

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This is extremely insulting. There is no universe where I want to see your portfolio. In fact, do not mail me again, or else I will charge you for any previous & future bandwidth & storage costs your emails incur. Fuck you...!! Lucy Osmond,


 
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from Spam Mail

From: Sylvia / Oriphe Gifts Sent: Tuesday, 28 February, 2023 02:32 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: $1.43/pcs 8G Card USB Driver with free logo


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From: Sylvia / Oriphe Gifts Sent: Thursday, 02 March, 2023 05:40 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: $1.43/pcs 8G Card USB Driver with free logo


Hi Morning

Wish you very well.

Card USB drives can feature double-sided full-color printing to effectively convey a company's information, brand, and products to clients, partners, and employees, making a lasting impression.

Additionally, card USB drives make excellent gifts for events such as conferences, holidays, and other special occasions, enhancing a company's brand image.

Please note below unit price.

Unit price for 100pcs Unit price for 250pcs Unit price for 500pcs
1GB-$1.21 1GB-$1.20 1GB-$1.18
2GB-$1.28 2GB-$1.27 2GB-$1.25
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* Above price includes 2 sides full color logos

Artwork time: 24hours Production time: 3-4days Delivery time: 5-7days to your door by DHL/Fedex/UPS

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From: Lucy Sent: Saturday, 04 March, 2023 01:06 To: sylvia@mail.oriphe.biz Subject: Re: $1.43/pcs 8G Card USB Driver with free logo


Hi Night

Wish you pain and suffering.

Ok.

Ok.

I don't understand why you're telling me this. Wait, this this supposed to be an advertisement? Like a flyer in my digital mailbox? Cuz you did a shit job at it. This is an advertisement-free zone.

This is the second email I have received from you in 3 days. Do not mail me again. If you do, I will bill you for any previous & future bandwidth & storage costs.

Lucy Osmond, Doesn't respect advertisers. Bitch.


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From: Lucy Sent: Saturday, 04 March, 2023 01:06 To: sylvia@mail.oriphe.biz, sylvia@oriphe.com.cn Subject: Re: $0.34 Customized Phone Stand gift


Hi Afternoon

Go fuck yourself.

You did not take my warning seriously, and so you have been invoiced for bandwidth & storage costs. If you do not wish for this to happen again, do not mail me again. I repeat: do not mail me again.

The invoice has been sent to you as a separate email, but you can also find it here: https://zohoinvoicepay.com/invoice/naln1sp/truncated

Lucy Osmond, was not joking when she said she would bill you for bandwidth & storage.


 
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