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From: Hemraj Sent: Thursday, 22 June, 2023 08:56 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Website & SEO services

Hi lucy@naln1.ca,

I am a professional Word press website designer.

Do you want to Word press design or redesign your website at a very low cost.

Please let me know your requirement, So I could move for further steps

Waiting for your reply!


From: Lucy Sent: Thursday, 29 June, 2023 01:17 To: jhahemraj2@gmail.com Subject: Re: Website & SEO services

Hi jhahemraj2@gmail.com,

I literally do not care that you are a professional “Word press” website designer. Btw, it's WordPress. One word, pascal case.

No I do not want to WordPress design or redesign my web site at a very low cost.

My requirement is that you don't use WordPress (or whatever “Word press” is). WordPress is a scourge upon the internet, and would be a horrible backend to use for my website. I also find it very insulting that you suggest my website be redesigned with this horrible bloat of PHP scripts in a trenchcoat, considering I designed and coded my website myself in raw PHP & HTML.

Please, do not mail me again.

Lucy Hates WordPress (and probably also “Word press”)


from Spam Mail

From: John <john@anydigitalmarketers.com> Sent: Saturday, 15 April, 2023 14:44 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Re: Look over @@, ..


I know that you are busy,

Kindly treat this as a gentle follow up mail as I was wondering if you have gone through my previous mail; please let me know your views so that we can take this forward.

Waiting for your response.

Kind regards,


From: John Sent: Friday, April 07, 2023 11:58 PM To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Reminder – Proposal

Hi lucy@naln1.ca,


I was looking through your website, and I think both your business and website have a lot of promise.

With your permission, I'd like to provide you an SEO proposal on your website that includes rates and a few suggestions for how to significantly enhance your visibility in search results.

We can rank your website on the first page of Google (Yahoo, etc.).

Would you want a quote and a cost? if you're interested.



SEO Manager

From: Lucy Sent: Thursday, 20 April, 2023 02:25 To: john@anydigitalmarketers.com, paul@anydigitalmarketers.com, george@anydigitalmarketers.com, ringo@anydigitalmarketers.com CC: chris@anydigitalmarketers.com Subject: Re: Re: Look over @@, ..

Hello John at Anydigitalmarketers. I do not believe I saw your first email. But I have received an email from Chris from your company in November. Upon attempting to respond to their email, I was met with a delivery failure. I did also receive an email from Paul at your company on the same day, on my ProtonMail account, and I forwarded my response to Chris, to Paul.

I shall include that response here:

Bonjour, Chris from anydigitalmarketers, I know you're so busy writing emails that you might not be able to spend time actually looking at the websites of the people whom you are emailing, but I have taken the two seconds it takes to connect to anydigitalmarketers.com, and have found that you do not have a website at all; rather, you point to MilesWeb's default page.

My website is a personal homepage. Kindly get the fuck out of my mailbox.

I demand all members of your so-called “company” – anydigitalmarketers – cease and desist communications with me immediately. If you attempt contact again, I will send a bill for the server bandwidth & storage required for all emails anydigitalmarketers has sent me.

Go fuck yourself.

You'll notice, I did promise to bill you if any of y'all mailed me again. The invoice has been sent in an independent email, but here is an additional link: https://zohoinvoicepay.com/invoice/naln1sp/truncated Alternately, this invoice is payable by method of anilingus.

John, I will see your payment on Tuesday.


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From: Dinyas Sent: Thursday, 13 April, 2023 06:46 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Can you let me know?

Hi there, Sorry for the cold email but I am contacting you regarding your business. Do you know the reason why your website is not producing more leads? It’s because it doesn’t rank in the top 10 results on Google. Your audience hardly knows the fact that you exist online. We have been into SEO for 5+ years and produced over 10k leads for small and medium-scale businesses. We can help you with organic traffic and leads and our prices are quite affordable too. I can share current results and pricing if you are interested?

Cheers, Dinyas | Marketing Executive

From: Lucy Sent: Thursday, 20 April, 2023 01:35 To: dinyasainy65r@yahoo.com Subject: Re: Can you let me know?

Hello here, You would not have to be sorry for the cold email if you hadn't sent it in the first place. I don't think I want my website to produce more leads. It ranks in the top 10 results on Google for “naln1” which is all I need. My entire audience – gay meow-meows on the interwebz x3 – does know I exist online. I'm not quite sure I believe you, but sure. I don't need any more traffic nor leads, and my budget is $0. I am not interested. Do not mail me again, or else I'll bill you for the storage & bandwidth costs your prior & future emails incur.

Jeers, Lucy | Sleeby Gay Goth Girl nya


from Spam Mail

From: Marie Sent: Thursday, 13 April, 2023 08:36 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Mobile & Web Developer

Hello lucy@naln1.ca,

I hope you're well.

It's just a quick email to see if you're currently looking for additional resources 🙌

I’m a dev guy based in India, and I am a specialist in building apps, both front, and backend (full-stack), native and hybrid. I also do WordPress, JS frameworks (Vue, Angular, and React), and UX design.

I am available for B2B and B2C collaboration on potential projects or just helping with any maintenance tasks on existing ones.

I am available on What's app, Skype, or mobile if you want to reach out directly.

Many thanks,


From: Lucy Sent: Tuesday, 18 April, 2023 21:55 To: Marie@techzenonnoida.net Subject: Re: Mobile & Web Developer

Hello marie@techzenonnoida.net,

I hope you're miserable.

I have definitely seen shorter spam emails 😞

I'm a goth girl based in Canada, and I also happen to like web development, specifically with PHP & HTML. I particularly avoid common packages with huge attack vectors such as Wordpress, and have a burning hatred for JavaScript.

I actually have no idea what the first half of that statement means, so I'll assume I don't need it. I'm fine with maintaining everything myself.

I am available on Telegram & Matrix if you want to–... you didn't even give me your “What's app” and Skype info lmao Anyway, I do not want you to mail me again, nor contact me on Telegram nor Matrix.

Fuck you,



from Spam Mail

From: <mrschristablebrown@gmail.com> Sent: Monday, 10 April, 2023 13:17 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: GOOD MORNING.....

Dear Friend, it’s my pleasure to have contact with you, based on the critical condition I find mine self, though, it’s not financial problem, but my health, you might have know that cancer is not what to talk home about, though I don’t know you, and my contact with you was not by mistake, but by divine favor of GOD. I instructed the doctor here in this hospital to help me email you and i believe that you will be honest to fulfill my final wish before i will die, I am married to Mr. Smith Brown who worked with Tunisia embassy in Burkina Faso for nine years before he died in the year 2017 We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for five days.

Since his death I decided not to remarry, When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US $8.2 M (Eight million two hundred thousand dollars)in Bank Of Bankia S.A bank in Madrid Spain Presently this money is still in bank. He made this money available for exportation of Gold from Madrid Spain, Recently, My Doctor told me that I don’t have much time to live because of the cancer problem, Having known my condition I decided to hand you over this money to take care of the less-privileged people, you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want you to take 30 Percent of the total money for your personal use While 70% of the money will go to charity” people and helping the orphanage.

Regards, Mrs. Christabel Brown written from Hospital.

From: Lucy Sent: Monday, 10 April, 2023 18:55 To: mrschristablebrown@gmail.com Subject: Re: GOOD MORNING.....

I am not your friend. I do not believe in this “GOD” you speak of – presumably Yahweh. In fact, I'm a Satanist. Ave Satanas! You have poorly-placed beliefs. I would suggest you go to therapy if you weren't – y'know – about to die of cancer.

This sounds unreasonable and-... to be quite frank, responding to these sorts of scams drains too much SANITY, cuz y'all are insistent. Do not mail me again. If you do, I will bill you for the bandwidth & storage costs all your emails incur.

Sincerely, Ms. Lucy Osmond written from Bedroom.

From: <mrschristablebrown@gmail.com> Sent: Monday, 10 April, 2023 21:15 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: GOOD MORNING.....

Dear, thanks for your urgent mail,

I thank you for your message and appreciate your willingness accepting to help out this project I am willing to negotiate profit sharing ratio with you for helping my dreams comes through before i will past out this world to join my late husband, about the doctor telephone number you can contact the doctor through his private Whatsaapp +226 54999 326

About the details of i and my late husband, he was an orphan like me because i grew up in an orphanage home before we came across each other and get married without any child after 37 years of marriage before he died. before he died we both make a while that all our properties should be given to help the less-privileged people, and orphanage home because we where orphans this are the reason why the fund should go for charity.

I am also willing to compensate you with 30% of the total funds of $8.2m (Eight million two hundred thousand dollars) After the successes of the transfer, the 70% of the fund shall be for the less-privileged people, while the 30% profit shall be apportioned to you for your assistance for managing the transaction as i instructed on my behalf.

you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct you here. I want you to take 30% Percent of the total money for your personal use While 70% of the money will go to charity” people and helping the orphanage people.

If all is okay by you i will need you to provide me the above information so that we can proceed,

  1. Your Full Name ..........
  2. Current Address.............
  3. Nationality..........
  4. Your date of birth............
  5. Your Occupation.......... Age....................................
  6. Send me a scan copy of your Photo...

7.Send me a scan copy of your international passport.... 8. Your Active Whatsapp Number... and telephone number

i would like you to provide the above information to proceed further with the bank.

Best Regards. Mrs. Christabel Brown, written from Hospital.

From: Lucy Sent: Monday, 10 April, 2023 21:40 To: mrschristablebrown@gmail.com Subject: Re: GOOD MORNING.....

I told you I would bill you for storage & bandwidth if you mailed me again, and you have taken my warning lightly.

The invoice has been sent to you as a separate email, but you can also find it here: https://zohoinvoicepay.com/invoice/naln1sp/truncated

Lucy Osmond, was not joking when she said she would bill you for bandwidth & storage.