Spam Mail

Lucy's responses to spam mail.

From: Alok Sent: Wednesday, 01 February, 2023 23:17 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Proposal!!

Hi lucy@naln1.ca ,

I found your website I would like to discuss SEO ,

I can help your website to get on the first page of Google and increase the number of leads and sales you are getting from your website.

Please email us back. I can send you our Portfolio/Packages (low Cost)/more info.

Best Regards, Alok, Business Consultant,

From: Alok Sent: Monday, 13 February, 2023 13:44 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Info _Increase Audience > Increase Sales > Grow Business !!

Hello,

I sent you an email few days ago regarding search engine optimization (SEO) Service,

Thanks & Regards,

From: Lucy Sent: Tuesday, 28 February, 2023 17:24 To: alok@theappsdeveloper.com Subject: Re: Info _Increase Audience > Increase Sales > Grow Business !!

Bonjour alok@theappsdeveloper.com ,

I would not like to discuss SEO ,

I absolutely do not want my website to be on the first page of Google, and there are no sales to be made on my website.

Since you have pestered me twice already, do not mail me again. If you do, you will be billed for the bandwidth & server storage costs any previous & future emails you send had & will incur.

Fuck Off, Lucy “Naln1” Osmond Goth Girl Who Will Totally Fuck Your Mom and Your Dad,

From: Mohan Sent: Tuesday, 28 February, 2023 06:37 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Drive More Traffic

Hi there, Hope you are doing great. Let us help boost your online presence with our proven SEO strategies. Our team will improve your website ranking and drive more targeted traffic to your site. Looking forward to the opportunity to work with you.

Best regards, [Mohan]

From: Lucy Sent: Tuesday, 28 February, 2023 16:59 To: mhethmane@gmail.com Subject: Re: Drive More Traffic

Hi here, I am annoyed. My “online presence” does not need any boosting. My target audience is random queer meow-meow nerds on the interwebz x3 and I think legiterally all of them have visited my website at this point. Looking forward to not having your name in my inbox.

Don't mail me again, Lucy “Naln1” Osmond

From: Rashel Sent: Saturday, 3 December, 2022 17:52 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Generated Humans for you

Hi Lucy,

Rashel from Generated Photos here! And I'm a real human, unlike Chloe: AI-generated feminine human

We're excited to learn how people use our synthetic models! Do you think you can drop us a line with some feedback? Whether you got the photos just out of curiosity or have some cool project to apply them to, we'll be happy to hear from you! Let's change the world together ✨

Be real, Rashel

From: Lucy Sent: Saturday, 3 December, 2022 18:17 To: rashel@generated.photos Subject: Re: Generated Humans for you

Bonjour Rashel from Generated Photos who is a real human unlike Chloe,

When I was asked to – and subsequently provided – my email address for a download link, I was under the impression that it would solely be used for the purpose of sending me aforementioned download link. Clearly I was mistaken. Since I'm taking the time to write this email, I will provide my most important piece of feedback: All of the generated humans have the exact same body shape. Not a single one of them vary in any meaningful way in “body type”, height, or weight.

Please do not mail me again, Lucy “Naln1” Osmond

From: Chris Sent: Monday, 14 November, 2022 23:55 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Quote for your website !!

Hi,

I was checking your website on behalf this lucy@naln1.ca , and see you have a good design and it looks great, but it’s not ranking on Google and other major search engine. I’m a SEO Expert and I helped over 200 businesses rank on the (1st Page on Google). My rates are very affordable.

Let me know what you think.

Have a nice day!

Best regards, Chris

Business Associate

From: Chris Sent: Friday, 25 November, 2022 09:02 To: lucy@naln1.ca Subject: Quote for your website !!

Hey,

I know that you are busy,

Kindly treat this as a gentle follow up mail as I was wondering if you have gone through my previous mail; please let me know your views so that we can take this forward.

Waiting for your response.

Kind regards,

From: Lucy Sent: Friday, 1 December, 2022 00:08 To: chris@anydigitalmarketers.com Subject: Re: Quote for your website !! Error: 5.1.1 The email account that you tried to reach does not exist.

Bonjour, Chris from anydigitalmarketers,

I know you're so busy writing emails that you might not be able to spend time actually looking at the websites of the people whom you are emailing, but I have taken the two seconds it takes to connect to anydigitalmarketers.com, and have found that you do not have a website at all; rather, you point to MilesWeb's default page.

My website is a personal homepage. Kindly get the fuck out of my mailbox.

I demand all members of your so-called “company” – anydigitalmarketers – cease and desist communications with me immediately. If you attempt contact again, I will send a bill for the server bandwidth & storage required for all emails anydigitalmarketers has sent me.

Go fuck yourself, Lucy “Naln1” Osmond